Eren Jaegerbomb (Attack on Titan cocktail)
.75 oz Grenadine
.75 oz Jagermeister
8 oz (or to taste) Red Bull
Pour the grenadine into a shot glass, and layer the Jagermeister on top. Drop into a cup of Red Bull. Chug. Kill titans.
Drink created and photographed by rampaging-mongler.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
why u lick me
Some people say video games rot your brain, but I think they work different muscles that maybe you don’t normally use.
Are emotions a muscle? Lol
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"